February 2011
That moment when you realize you're perfect.
alexxandra-:
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
January 2011
This weekend
-SHEEEEETZ+Dank-Ass Candy Mix (90s boy bands)+Rico
-Went on an adventure around midnight that involved hacking my way through a forest, a horror movie-type shack filled with stolen road signs, and eating a large piece of Kroger cheese with amazing people while lying under Lexington stars.
-Drove on very dark country roads at 3 AM looking for Common Ground. Found Common Ground: Turned on the...
listentoyourbones asked: you get 13% of my tumblr love :)
Honey, I'm Not Going To Stand Here And Debate The... →
I LOVE MY PELVIC THRUST GIF
tlyudacris:
actually i just love pelvic thrusts full stop
its so useful in everyday life situations
I just won the lottery
Can i borrow 20 bucks?
At weddings
At funerals
WORKS IN ANY SITUATIONS!!!
It’s not about who you love, it’s about how you love. Genitalia is just God’s...
– Debbie, Queer as Folk (via quote-book)
Just discovered tumblr4men. Day=made.
Why isn’t the media talking about another... →
redguard:
Well, here’s a story that should be getting more attention, but isn’t. In the spring of 2009, 9-year-old Brisenia Flores was shot and killed when a group of Minutemen raided her parents’ home in Arivaca, Arizona hoping to steal drugs and money to fund their vigilante border-policing. The Daily Beast reports (trigger warning):
Early on the morning of May 30, 2009, Raul Flores heard a...
Having a Small Penis
twoheadedgirl-:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is having a small penis. I understand it’s not really something I can control, but I hate it, and I regret being born like this. I have no confidence around girls because I know they would just laugh at me if we were ever intimate. The first time I had sex the girl told me that she could barely feel me inside her because I was kind...
America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the...
– Hunter S. Thompson (via abrutalkind)
GONNA GO SLEDDING YEAAAAH
the more i stay indoors, the more i want a crazy...
scratchmynosewithaspoon:
i dont like snow, or the cold. i just want to be outside all day and all night and do crazy shit and i will remember forever.