Cold and muddy, bit to shit by flies. Kroger brand name muesli, a teardrop in my eye.

tangledandguilty:

strawbrryf:

Brokelandia

“Have you had the invisible shrimp from the Gowanus Canal?” 

i know these things are supposed to be funny to like, insiders in the know or whatever

i am not that

but i found this highly amusing anyway

Did you eat that pumpkin off of Steve Buscemi’s stoop?

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  1. lolivegarden reblogged this from tangledandguilty and added:
    Did you eat that pumpkin off of Steve Buscemi’s stoop?
  2. tangledandguilty reblogged this from strawbrryf and added:
    i know these things are supposed to be funny to like, insiders in...know or whatever i am...
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